Reglas para Musulmanes
Como de todas maneras ya está marcada mi página en el websense como 'sexosa', pues aquí les va esto:
Tomado de la sección de preguntas frecuentes (FAQ) del site del Ayatollah Khamenei...
Q: If an [impure] person does [ritual squeezing of the penis after peeing] but without urinating, what is the ruling of unknown liquid that comes out?
A: It is ruled to be semen unless he is sure that no trace of semen had remained in the urethra.
Q: While slaughtering chickens with new machines, the name of Allah is not said for each chicken due to fast work. Can we eat them?
A: For each group of them, which are slaughtered at the same time after saying bismillah, one bismillah is enough.
Q: Some seminal fluid is discharged on sexual stimulation. Is it pure or [unclean]? Is it ruled as sperm?
A: For a man it is ruled as sperm and makes [ritual cleansing] obligatory only if its coming out is accompanied by sexual pleasure, ejaculation, and weakness of the body.
... ok....
Tomado de la sección de preguntas frecuentes (FAQ) del site del Ayatollah Khamenei...
Q: If an [impure] person does [ritual squeezing of the penis after peeing] but without urinating, what is the ruling of unknown liquid that comes out?
A: It is ruled to be semen unless he is sure that no trace of semen had remained in the urethra.
Q: While slaughtering chickens with new machines, the name of Allah is not said for each chicken due to fast work. Can we eat them?
A: For each group of them, which are slaughtered at the same time after saying bismillah, one bismillah is enough.
Q: Some seminal fluid is discharged on sexual stimulation. Is it pure or [unclean]? Is it ruled as sperm?
A: For a man it is ruled as sperm and makes [ritual cleansing] obligatory only if its coming out is accompanied by sexual pleasure, ejaculation, and weakness of the body.
... ok....

No mames, ¿un musulmán no se puede hacer ni una chaquetita de tres jalones en el pinche baño?. No mames.
Luego entonces, sí te da placer orinar eres un hijo de puta despreciable y aborrecible, ¿luego entonces Alláh te va a mandar 10000 hombres bomba para que te detonen los testículos y la monda?. Esas son chingaderas, mejor me quedo como felíz agnóstico, no sintiendo culpa ni remordimiento por cada chaqueta felíz que me he hecho.
JAjajaja
Pájaro: Excelente post.