Natalie Portman en SNL

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Este un sketch de SNL. TIene ya tiempo, pero vale la pena... Les pongo lo que dice abajo.

Chris Parnell: We're sitting here today with film star Natalie Portman.
Natalie Portman: Hello.
Parnell: So, Natalie, what's the day in life of Natalie Portman like?
Portman: Do you really want to know?
Parnell: Please, tell us.

I don't sleep motherfucker
off that 'gnac and the bourbon
Doin' 120 gettin' high while I'm swervin'

"Damn Natalie!, you a crazy chick!"

You shut the fuck up and suck my dick
I bust in dude's mouths like gushers, motherfucker
Roll up on NBC and smack the shit out Jeff Zucker

Guys: What you want Natalie?
Natalie: To drink and fight!
Guys: What you need Natalie?
Nataile: To fuck all night!

Don't test me when I'm crazy on that airplane glue
Put my foot down your throat
'til you shit in my shoe
Leave you screamin'
Pay for my dry cleanin'
Fuck you man
It's my name that he's screamin'

Parnell: I'm sorry Natalie, but are we to believe you condone driving while intoxicated?
Portman: I never said I was a role model.
Parnell: But what about the kids who look up to you? Do you have a message for them?

All the kids lookin' up to me can suck my dick
It's Portman, motherfucker
Drink 'til I'm sick
Slit your throat and pour nitrous down the hole
Watch you laugh and cry
While I laugh, you die

And all the Jews, you know I'm talkin' to you

Guys: "We love you Natalie"

I wanna fuck you too!
P! is for Portman
P! is for pussy
I'll kill your fuckin' dog for fun so don't push me

Parnell: Well, Natalie I'm surprised. All this from a Harvard graduate.
Portman: Well there's a lot you may not know about me.
Parnell: Really? Such as?

When I was in Harvard, I smoked weed every day
I cheated every test and snorted all the yay
I got a def posse, you got a bunch of dudes
I sit right down on your face and take a shit!

Natalie... you are a badass bitch (hell yeah!)
And I always pay for your dry cleanin'
When my shit gets in your shoe (what?)
As for the drug use, well I can't vouch for that
My dick is scared of you, girl

Parnell: Okie-doke. Natalie, one final question:
If you could steal a smooch from any guy in Hollywood, who would it--

(Portman breaks chair over Parnell's head)
Portman: No more questions



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